| #4. A song for Zzazzachu |
| Published: 2025-04-11 [Fri] 21:06, by |
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Zzazz, now we know we were wrong We messed up, and now you're gone Zzazz, we're sorry we neglected you Oh, we never expected you to run away and leave us feeling this empty Your streams right now would sound like music to us Please come home, 'cause we miss you, Zzazzachu (Zzazz, come home!) Zzazz, come home (Zzazz, come home!) Zzazz, come home! Zzazz, can't you see we were blind? We'll do anything to change your mind More than a pal, you're our best friend Too cool to forget, come back, 'cause we are family And forgive us for making you wanna roam And now our hearts are beating like the saddest metronome Somewhere, we hope you're reading our latest, three-word poem: Zzazz, come home (Zzazz, come home!) Zzazz, come home (Zzazz, come home!) Zzazz, come home (Zzazz, come home!) Zzazz, come home (Zzazz, come home!) Zzazz, come home (Ahhhh...) Zzazz, come home Zzazz, come home Zzazzachu, won't you come home? |
| #1. Zzazz missing since January 2nd |
| Published: 2025-04-04 [Fri] 20:26, by |
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It's been 3 months since our hero has last logged on. He was last witnessed throwing down handfuls of benzodiazepines and chugging vodka on stream. His current status is unknown, likely among the angels. I propose we honor our missing hero by making the 2nd of every month a day we live a little bit more like zzazz, in his honor, whether we engage in drinking contests, shirtless streams, smoke narcotics on camera, sing and play music live, netplay old games, or otherwise attempt to emulate our fallen hero Goroshek has also deceased. RIP little rat. |