■ 🕑 1. Zzazz missing since January 2nd
│  It's been 3 months since our hero has last logged on. He was last 
│  witnessed throwing down handfuls of benzodiazepines and chugging vodka
│  on stream. His current status is unknown, likely among the angels. 
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│  I propose we honor our missing hero by making the 2nd of every month
│  a day we live a little bit more like zzazz, in his honor, whether we
│  engage in drinking contests, shirtless streams, smoke narcotics on
│  camera, sing and play music live, netplay old games, or otherwise
│  attempt to emulate our fallen hero 
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│  Goroshek has also deceased. RIP little rat.
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├─■ 🕑 2. 
│ │  fuck zzazz
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│ └─■ 🕑 3. 
│     no u
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├─■ 🕑 4. A song for Zzazzachu
│   Zzazz, now we know we were wrong
│   We messed up, and now you're gone
│   Zzazz, we're sorry we neglected you
│   Oh, we never expected you to run away and leave us feeling this empty
│   Your streams right now would sound like music to us
│   Please come home, 'cause we miss you, Zzazzachu
│   (Zzazz, come home!)
│   Zzazz, come home
│   (Zzazz, come home!)
│   Zzazz, come home!
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│   Zzazz, can't you see we were blind?
│   We'll do anything to change your mind
│   More than a pal, you're our best friend
│   Too cool to forget, come back, 'cause we are family
│   And forgive us for making you wanna roam
│   And now our hearts are beating like the saddest metronome
│   Somewhere, we hope you're reading our latest, three-word poem:
│   Zzazz, come home
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│   (Zzazz, come home!)
│   Zzazz, come home
│   (Zzazz, come home!)
│   Zzazz, come home
│   (Zzazz, come home!)
│   Zzazz, come home
│   (Zzazz, come home!)
│   Zzazz, come home
│   (Ahhhh...)
│   Zzazz, come home
│   Zzazz, come home
│   Zzazzachu, won't you come home?
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└─■ 🕑 5. 
    If he doesn't return within a year of his departure we should hold a
    funeral ceremony for him at the shrine. :(